Lyrics

Hunting in the thrift store for some bargain clothes
Can't find anything to wear
So I wander to the VHS section to
See if there's a James Bond film there

Don't wanna buy them all on Blu Ray
I'm not much interested in DVD
For any Bond film before Die another Day
Is available at the thrift store to me
On VHS

Looking for James Bond only on VHS
At every thrift store at a bargain price.
And I'm gonna find the tape that I am missing
If I only look Twice!

Found a copy of Goldfinger but I've
Got two of them at home
I could search for copies on Ebay but
I’d rather see if Goodwill has some

Bond films are really macho
But I've found a way to make this nerdy
Yes I could watch them all on streaming services
But I'd miss bad movie ads from the 90s
on VHS!

Looking for James Bond only on VHS
At every thrift store that has some of them to buy
And if you don’t want to see my awesome tape collection
Well you can Live and Let Die!

I'm looking for
Dr. No, From Russia with love Goldfinger
Thunderball Moonraker and You only live twice
Gotta have Diamonds are forever
and the man with the golden gun
The living daylights and tomorrow never dies!
The Spy who loved me and the world is not enough
On her majesty's secret service with a view to a kill
For your eyes only Never say never again
Goldeneye, Octopussy, and License to kill
I'll find them all in the bargain bin!

So if you know someone who has a collection
You may not quite comprehend
It’s probably best to just smile and nod and
briefly listen to your weird friend

This song is for all those collectors
Who hunt for things most people do not want
By saving old things from the local landfill
We are protecting the environment
From VHS!

Looking for James Bond only on VHS
At every thrift store that I can possibly find
And it makes me feel like a secret agent
because..I got a license to rewind!

Looking for Bond, James Bond on VHS
I'm searching each and every single second hand store
and I don't really care if Bond is played by
Sean Connery or Roger Moore

Timothy Dalton or Pierce Brosnon
Even George Lazenby can be fun
Daniel Craig is awesome I must confess
But he can't be found on VHS!

Looking for James Bond, Only on VHS!
credits
released November 14, 2025
All lyrics and music by Cool Nerd mark aka Mark Orr.
Voiceovers by Jonathan Orr
Sound fx courtesy of Pixabey and covered by their free creative commons license.
James Bond is the intellectual property of Amazon MGM studios and Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson. This is a fan work/parody and use of the name and movie titles in the lyrics is fair use under 17 U.S. Code § 10 of US copyright law.
This composition and performance are both copyright 2025 Mark Orr all rights reserved.
However, if you wanted to cover this song, just ask me.
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